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Somebody said it takes
about six weeks to get back to normal
after you've had a baby . .
somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother,
normal is history.
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by
instinct . . . somebody
never
took a three-year-old shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boring . . .
somebody never rode in a
car driven by
a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your
child will
"turn out good"
... somebody thinks a child comes with
directions and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their
voices . . . somebody
never came out
the back door just in time to see
her
child hit a golf
ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be
a mother . . .
somebody never helped a fourth grader with his
math.
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as
much as you
love the first. . . somebody doesn't have five
children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers
to her
child-rearing
questions in the books . . somebody never
had a
child
stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother
is labor and delivery.... .somebody
never watched her "baby"
get on the
bus for the first day
of kindergarten . . . or
on a plane headed for
military "boot camp"
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her
eyes closed
and one hand tied behind her back .somebody
never
organized seven giggling Brownies to sell
cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after
her
child gets married...
somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new
son or
daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her
last child leaves
home...somebody never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so
you don't
need to tell her . . . somebody isn't a mother.
Pass this along to all the "mothers" in your
life!!!
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