MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING ! 
 
 
 
I don't do windows because ...

I love birds

and don't want one to run into a clean window

and get hurt.

 
I don't wax floors because ...

I am terrified a guest

will slip and get hurt

then I'll feel terrible

( plus they may sue me.)
 

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...

They are very good company,

I have named most of them,

and they agree with everything I say.



I don't disturb cobwebs because ...

I want every creature

to have a home of their own.



I don't Spring Clean because ...

I love all the seasons

and don't want the others

to get jealous



I don't pull weeds

in the garden because ..

I don't want to get

in God's way,

HE is an excellent designer!



I don't put things away because ...

My husband

will never be able

to find them again. 


 
I don't do gourmet meals
when I entertain because ...

I don't want my guests

to stress out over what

to make when

they invite me

over for dinner. 


  

 I don't iron because ... 
   
 I choose to believe them

when they say "Permanent Press".




I don't stress much on anything because ...

"A Type" personalities

die young

and I want to stick around

and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!





REMEMBER . . . .